#BetterLeaderThanObama Rob Freakin Hardy @rhardy_13 #Riverside #StateChamps #Back2Back #Dynasty

#BetterLeaderThanObama Dan Oliastro #Riverside #StateChamps #Back2Back #Dynasty

My thoughts on Riverside's win in the state semifinals yesterday: Rob. Freakin. Hardy. @rhardy_13 #gamer

God did not intend for man to have to wake up at 8am. Early mornings are a direct result of the Curse.

"We're so relieved that WVU lost last night. But we feel bad for our cousins in LSU." ~Morgantown couches

For the second day in a row I have thought of a random scene from Seinfeld, only to see that exact episode later in the day. #premonition

For the record, I was in one more movie than you today. #envyme

Gotham City has some freakin hot winters.

@mfreyd maaaaaald

@jmsmithwv Those who are taking the higher road don't tweet quotes about taking the higher road. Like a receiver claiming to be humble #fail

@mfreyd Cross + Word + Church = CrossWord Church??? Might make people think of puzzles. Although the Gospel is quite paradoxical...

“@funnyfacts: People with high IQ's tend to stay up later during the night because of increased mental stimulation.” So that's my problem...

@djonesie19 That's what happens when tennis people try to comment on a man's sport

FYI, it is difficult to type whilst wearing two huge rings on your hand #StateChampsProblems

"Steelers are short of a first down by the nose of the football. Brings up 3rd down and nose." ~Steelers radio announcer

"Great Gatsby! That was as obvious as the nose on your face!" ~Steelers radio announcer

My new goal in life is for my house to one day look like this:
http://t.co/VRh2zCL7

"Obama asks for $450B to lift economy, mostly tax cuts." Only a democrat can find a way to SPEND money on tax CUTS. #imnotsayingimjustsayin

My new apartment has this fancy machine that washes my dishes for me. I'm going to marry it.

George: You're like batman!
Kramer: Ya, ya, I am batman! #iwasinthatmovie #envyme