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If you must have a website with 'infinite scroll' probably best not to have links people may need to click on at the bottom of the page.
The train manager announced our next stop as 'stunning Stoke-On-Trent'. Tourette's man said 'bellend'. He's saying what we're ALL THINKING.
The train manager keeps saying 'Laandan' in a fake accent. A man on the train has Tourette's shouted 'fucking dickhead' at his announcement.
The following tweet is a totally true description of what is happening on the that train I'm on.
'I'm furious that Microsoft are forcing me at gunpoint to buy a new entertainment device that does too many things'
The printer's making a noise that sounds like the end of Karma Police.
Best touch tone song is of course '1-4-7-1 / 1-4-7-1 / 2-5-8-2 / 2-5-8-2' which, as first noticed by my brother, is Frontin by Pharrell.
'9-0-2-0-3' on a touch tone phone sounds a bit like the 'Scooby dooby doo' bit of The New Scooby Doo Mysteries theme song.
The news bulletin that directly follows Eurovision is always like the worst chucking out time at a nightclub.
I've got the key, I've got the secret (the secret being that I've swallowed the key)