@fufu_manchu someone's new profile picture. I just vomited my lunch up. #facebooknews http://t.co/rSmMHywg

Anyone in Edinburgh need an admin person starting beginning of January? Pls rt.

THIS!
“@dookbaws: Patsy Kensit and WeightWatchers can fuck off. Try using someone who's actually been FAT in your adverts. Arseholes.”

@notgavin pic.twitter.com/mVkaCE9K

10 MINUTES TIL ELF KLAXON!!

One Direction have TWO calendars out. I wouldn't want to look at those bellends for 12minutes, let alone 12 months.

I'm Beggin you to shut the fuck up. #xfactor

I wonder if Lenny Henry has got all the performers mates rates at the Premier Inn for tonight? #JubileeConcert

Thought i'd have a nice relaxing bubbly bath.......was going well til Oscarkitten appeared and proceeded to have a shit in the sink.

It's definitely not wrong to have pie two days in a row for tea. Especially when it's this cold. #comfortfood

Ok folks......those who want to see hundreds of drunken pictures of me, please go to facebook.com/littlemissnicola xxx

So.....when exactly can we expect Emeli Sande? #eurovision2013

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! #ReGram  http://instagram.com/p/Zcy-d4tgD-/ 

#bootsgiveitago blondes - if you've been swimming&hair looks a bit green the slap on some ketchup for 2-3 mins. It'll neutralise the nasty!

Anyone in Lancashire? I'm just driving through...... Hello!

Andy Murray is on his way back to just being Scottish. #tennis #AusOpen2013

Has Obama won #xfactor yet?

Soreen toast makes me happy.

Is he on top of a bonfire? Few weeks too early.... #xfactor

Christopher Maloney looks like the love child of Graham Norton and Jane McDonald. #christopherbaloney #xfactor