Yep, robot spider. #engadgetces  http://twitpic.com/btcmci 

First they came for Wave, and we said nothing. Then they came for iGoogle, and we said nothing. Now they come for Reader, and we say a LOT.

It won't be long now before there's a Sexy Chilean Miner costume.

Almost expected "And there's one more thing" at the end, with the introduction of the iPad 2. #sotu

A guy on BART is calling in an al pastor burrito order as the train is leaving SFO. I wanna go over and high-five him right now.

Just had a horrifying thought that if Al Yankovic had parodied “Beat It” today, it would’ve been called “Tweet It.”

Don't use Facebook to log in to things. DON'T.

Still writing OS X Lion on all my checks.

Twinkies are still horrible, you guys. This doesn’t change that.

Sure, take copious amounts of drugs, win at competitive sports, get riches and accolades and THEN admit to it when you have nothing to lose.

Paralyzed woman walking with Ekso Bionics. Amazing. MT @shazdepinto Gadgets can tug on your emotions too. #ExpandSF pic.twitter.com/FSYu6UL0u9

IMMA LET YOU FINISH YOUR KEYNOTE BUT I GOTTA JUMP OFF THIS ROOF #io12

It's like Oprah Winfrey was on the mound going "YOU get a run! YOU get a run! EVERYBODY gets a run!" #gogiants

So far, http://t.co/Iepmts6h is a little like being at a tech conference where I don't know anyone. So, you know, it's pretty true-to-life.

I'm not watching TV, so all your tweets are leading me to think the RNC is some kind of weird variety show with a chair and Steve Jobs.

Oh look, a clock app on the iPad. That only took THREE YEARS.

Prevent drunk dialing; switch to AT&T today.

Disclaimer: Sober dialing won't work either.

I figured it out! The controller IS the console! #ps4

Some of my favorite podcasters got patent trolled by Personal Audio. Help the EFF help them, won't you?  https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/02/podcasting-community-faces-patent-troll-threat-eff-wants-help …

“The Internet needs to stay weird.” - @waxpancake #xoxofest