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But I don't have any regrets. I wouldn't have my sense of humor if I didn't learn young that no one cares so I may as well laugh about it.
#thingssaidbyed : "Bar-ginity."
I get super angry at things I know are super dumb but that shouldn't be a fucking issue in the first place.
HOLY FUCK JENNA ELFMAN YOUR HAIRCUT LOOKS FANTASTIC. Dharma Christ. #Shameless
No truer words were ever sung than, "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need."
There's always a silver lining. Things are gonna be shit, but I have to find that light. There's really no point in being human if I can't.
Keep your expectations low, your susceptibility to disappointment even lower.
If tonight had a face, I'd drown it in gasoline and set it on fire and stab the burning flesh with a hot iron just so it doesn't forget.
Positive note: If you can sit and talk about nothing and everything at the same time with people, don't take them for granted. #biffs
I am not excited about my short-term living. I just want it to be five years from now.
Get to the bar, your friends are Playing pong. Sit in a corner like a super cool human.
Raising Hope season finale played "Home." I feel stupid, but I really needed to hear that song.
... I don't think that joke did what it was supposed to do, but whatever.
Look at how you are wearing your hair today. Why are you working here and not living on a beautiful human billboard?
Chloe Bridges on New Girl dating Nick? They are both super lucky ughhhhhh.
Friends are the people you think are worth talking to and who want to talk to you, too. Everyone else sucks I want to be home.
Calling out on the D.L and then finding out your parents are planning on shopping there later? #awesomesauce
I MISS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T CO-WORKERS. Which isnt to say I don't love most of my co-workers. I just miss my bifffs.