@shabablibya the courage and bravery of your country has been a true inspiration. i hope the very best for tomorrow.

the sexual tension between charming and the mad hatter @janeespenson knows what we want.

don't call people names you dumbass redneck

mi kier melanie laurent sinjami papia frances den cama.

aruba ta mane e guy ey cu ta kere e ta super cool y cu tur hende kier ta friends cune pero eigenlijk tur hende odie.

also the GOP candidates.

just ran through the rain to get some coke. nothing gets in the way of me and my early heartattack.

i would go study wiskunde but i'm too busy looking at pictures of miranda kerr and crying.

@moppythecat un gay porn twitter account a follow me. ujelly?

I wish I was a celebrity so I can put the word 'tweeps' casually in my tweets and not sound like an asshole.

si mi haya un otro onvoldoende pa engels mayan mi ta bula fei plaza pa jos.

mi lo enjoy hoe duur was de suiker hopi mas si sarith a muri na pagina 1.

a hot australian guy just stripped for me on omegle. i'm in heaven.

playing 'i got a feeling' in 2011 should be considered a felony.

accidentally deleted snake from my phone. might as well delete myself from this planet.

i wish i could kill myself without actually killing myself.

"hoelaat moet je morgen naar school?" "van 11 tot 1." a few minutes later..."morgen moet nicole van 10uur tot 2uur ofzo naar school."

@ddenisefingall mi no ta wak glee haha. pero http://t.co/Q9RFnQJt :3

these tv shows aren't going to watch themselves, colegio.

@juliiras si venezuela gana mi no ta wak e nunca mas. lois mester bay pa miss venezuela.