How about we stop focusing on gun control and start focusing on the lack of affordable/accessible mental health resources in this country.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

New game at work has people deciding who would play them in a movie of our restaurant. I have chosen Tony Danza to play me.

Come at me, bro. RT @sexcigarsbooze: Are you drunk enough? Flowchart » http://t.co/ZhV678Kr

There's an endless supply of people who will punish you for who you once were. The key is to find those who don't, love the hell out of them

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality." -Ayn Rand

You are the only one who gets hurt when you expect something from someone who has never displayed that quality. #reminding

Teenaged ordered a “DP.” I immediately blushed and stared wide eyed. Turns out he meant Dr. Pepper, and I’m a total perv.

Perpetually early.

I will take all the pleasure from watching this plane from FL deboard and the reactions to follow. You don’t have coats!

My dad just signed off an email “love Dad aka Dance Assasin”

If you snap your gum repeatedly, I’d like to snap your neck… repeatedly.

RT @fontosaurus: The First Amendment has limits. The Second Amendment should, too.

It's a multi-part process, and mental health resources are a GIANT PIECE OF THE PICTURE, but the infastructure is not there.

...if only I could moonwalk.

May Day Parade will be NEXT week, Sunday May 13th (Mother's Day!) due to weather. TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

People who wear cologne: stop it.

Hands down the best one: TheCurrent
RT @afbradstone: GWAR You My Mother? #BandPlusKidsBook

Whoa. Sabo bridge compromised. Light rail service out between Franklin and 38th Street.

RT @fontosaurus: RT @coyotetoo: Homophobia: the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.