If two people know each other, but Zuckerberg isn't aware, are they really friends?

I just got a text message from Facebook messenger. However, I deleted my phone number from Facebook last year! Nice job guys.. #privacy

Wow, http://t.co/9rVEZRJ is a noble effort on @microsoft's behalf.

pro (mac) tip: add "&& say done" to the end of your deploy/compile command, to immediately snap out of the context switch browsing time sink

The real lesson taught by Twifficiency is that people will click anything.

@dickc pic.twitter.com/9agt8UDd

I survived the great twitter 2012 holiday party fire

"just the right amount of me" -- @dannyhertz, by @leftparen http://t.co/QCInwAG

as promised, Lake Geneva pic.twitter.com/RslxEv6Z

An appetite for high society. @karlthefog eats Nob Hill. pic.twitter.com/cWtOUOxCEh

OH: we're going to have comfort food, like pad thai!

Apparently the days 3 bros can enjoy a middle eastern vacation, without being trolled on communal office mugs, are over http://t.co/mQzRXfuW

DESIGNING the new Twitter http://t.co/8Q9dRCz

accelerate in the model s  https://vine.co/v/bEMrXWxFd2O 

current uncle status: uncle

big day for @emetens, @myanything, @jinfeng, @point1983 and myself. we seamlessly launched 7 months worth of work http://t.co/CzQQyg7E

Shake and wake #earthquake

your logo is almost never the problem

some 10 years ago, my mom asked me to trim the conifer hedge, and I left a smiley as a joke. today it's still there. pic.twitter.com/TxrwSr0beb

pulse on the world. and I get to work here. amazing.