The new Lucy Beale is even worse than the new Ben and the new Lauren

@justinbieber justin do you have a girlfriend.. or some girl you really like? whats the point in asking, you never reply!

#schoolmemories the hatred between our year and the year below

It's official @harry_styles and Caroline Flack have been pictured holding hands :( http://t.co/JbkReTZS

#wordsineedtohear 'You've been accepted to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry'

If I had a nice body I'd walk around in my underwear all day but unfortunately I don't so I just cry and then eat more

Hope work goes quick

It annoys me when people are like 'ppl moaning bout GCSEs wait till you do a-levels' lol shut up you probably moaned about it too

Love this picture @churchyyx @cspencee @halliday420 #cuties http://t.co/sQxCTLje

Whatever happened to these?? #mmmm http://t.co/G2bHhZWd

@laurie_duncan the wizards couldn't get through platform nine and three quarters

I love Matt Smith as the doctor but David Tennant will always be the best doctor ever

The wowcher advert fucks me off so much #cunts

I envy the pricks who can get to sleep within 5 minutes of being in bed

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt you're a cunt

Maths science history unravelling the mystery that all started with a big bang

To the girls and boys who've got work today also, let's do this

Work and college is literally all I do anymore

Crazy how much you'll do for someone you care about even if they do fuck all for you

get well jealous of pretty girls