If your dreams don't scare you they aren't worth chasing.

There is something sexy about a man that can fix things.

Can we just not talk about it. Can we just go with it and see what happens.

Truth is there is a little loser in everybody

I wish I could stop looking for my happiness like it was something I lost.

I kicked a frog running the other night. Seriously. A real frog. Bounced right off my shoe. And no, this is not secret code for anything.

The good do not always have happy endings.

Funny how happiness can sneak up on you.

He loves me. He loves me not. He has picked out our children's names. He loves me?

I need to find away to get back to that place

Are you kidding me. It's always, all about me.

Off to whoop some ass, in a completely professional way.

I always feel like you are waiting for a better offer to come around. One day I may not be there lingering, waiting for you to love me.

I knew you guys only loved me for my golden stars

Shut your hole.

Plaid shirts totally go with spandex.

I assume anytime anyone calls me it's a butt dial.

Dreams keep you going, even when everything else fails you.

My feelings are completely fucked up

Ma'am, you have inappropriately bright headlights.

Comforting my inner fat child.


See, aren't multiple personalities fun.