You take “the” out of psychotherapist

My daughter has good friends & a good sister that watch out for her! @ashtonpaige10 @ekenenwakoby @chanleyrose @kenajiat @jacynichole

#DEXTER was amazing! How is it that there are still people that don't watch it?!?! He's the serial killer we can't help but to love!

Well that's just weird! "@intimatefacts: Erections can occur if a man is frightened, nervous, or has a full bladder."

I`m painting a blue square in my backyard, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

Pleasant Querky Ridiculous Sarcastic Talkative Unique Vivacious Worrisome Xenodochial Young Zaney #ABCsOfMe

Longest day ever!

"RT : I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day."

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.

Are you single single or internet single?

Even if I had a million dollars I'd still circle 20 minutes for a parking spot.

If I were a cop, I wouldn't wait at any lights either.

I will do anything to lose weight… except for diet and exercise.

I don’t want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend. That’s why he’s with you.

@badongism I didn't say Google was always right.

Dear twitter, Thank you for making me the most overused symbol on the keyboard. Sincerely, #

If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to kill u, I'd probably have enough to hire someone to do it for me! @tuisgreat

Time to pretend to save money with diy.