saw the hottest thespians making out in the city

youre only as good as your last haircut

been only drinking ginger beer lately i think this means im really into redheads atm...

you can really tell what someones all about by the way they handle themselves in club photos

'thurston less' is the shittiest band name i thought of today

the vowel movements is the worst name ive thought of for a rap group in the last year

united fronts is the best term for intercourse i thought of today

cock block is the only karate move i know
#HIYAH

romvom

did i ever tell you about the time i won an inner beauty contest?

no doubt. im just a girl

tip on how to gentlemanly move a lunchdate to a dinnerdate:
tell her you play for team edward.

“@hannasilver: The twig that snaps at the start of From Russia With Love is a REALLY loud twig.”in russia, twig snaps YOU!

there is nothing more outlandish than a skinny jon lovitz

hence the plural

my proudest achievement? never playing hacky sack

im kinda like kal-el, except instead of solar rays, i absorb sexual tension on public transport to re-energize

im currently growing my hair to coincide with the 90s l.a. record label a&r ponytail comeback

@hannasilver http://t.co/lp3Id3KG

if there isnt a series of porn films called 'party poopers' im going to be pretty cut