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saw the hottest thespians making out in the city
youre only as good as your last haircut
been only drinking ginger beer lately i think this means im really into redheads atm...
you can really tell what someones all about by the way they handle themselves in club photos
'thurston less' is the shittiest band name i thought of today
the vowel movements is the worst name ive thought of for a rap group in the last year
united fronts is the best term for intercourse i thought of today
cock block is the only karate move i know
did i ever tell you about the time i won an inner beauty contest?
no doubt. im just a girl
tip on how to gentlemanly move a lunchdate to a dinnerdate:
tell her you play for team edward.
there is nothing more outlandish than a skinny jon lovitz
hence the plural
my proudest achievement? never playing hacky sack
im kinda like kal-el, except instead of solar rays, i absorb sexual tension on public transport to re-energize
im currently growing my hair to coincide with the 90s l.a. record label a&r ponytail comeback
if there isnt a series of porn films called 'party poopers' im going to be pretty cut