@irowlf the Emperor would be so proud.

@irowlf Well, now were both going to hell, you for saying It and me for laughing so fuckin hard my boss came over to see what was going on.

@clarkekant Jason, Josh, Kevin or Tyler either.

@the_sculptress U put ur penis in, u pull ur penis out, stick it back in and wiggle it all about, that's how we all get off!

@haleys_hell Unless you're a republican.

@bristolsweets Cancer yes, diarrhea no. The laughing might loosen muscles, if u know what I mean.

#FF @caffeinerabbit because she has the best "99 problem..." jokes.

@clarkekant they sure do fly like the riders of Rohan to the exit don't they

@clarkekant Perhaps some tar as well?

@easyhateoven Right!? Social networking for dogs is crotch smelling. I think they have enough with that, let me tell you!

@thenardvark Ford keys are the way to go, their rounded and thick so they don't hurt.

@clarkekant #eargasm #betterthansex

Yes, my job DOES have great benefits. :) http://twitpic.com/4x4pi4

@clarkekant I totally think that would work!!

@badadvicenurse she's claiming you lol

@badadvicenurse Commandment number 1."Thou shalt be a douche-bag." Its in the douche bag bible.

@chastur218 I'm pretty sure 0, cuz she doesn't use any. :)

#FF @jhansen88 @jennyjohnsonhi5 @robsprance @soxgirl97 @sugartits84 @thesulk @bestworstadvice @badadvicenurse The best/brightest of twitter!

@bonniegrrl I built a Tydirium Shuttle. Now that's #art !! #starwars

@loveline Questions for @slash: who is slash's favorite guitarist of ALL time?
What does @slash think of Tom Morello as a guitarist?