the person who truly loves you, is not the one who sees you daily, but who looks for you daily

I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question. Simple

Don't ever be afraid to show your silly side

If my head could fit into my coffee cup I wouldve drowned myself....

There is nothing that driving won't clear for me. Love a deserted road, just me, wind & my car. #peace&quiet

That girl is poison....

Best part about getting a new phone? Guessing who's texting you. Only half of my contacts transferred. Lol

“@sexcigarsbooze: Cruel and unusual punishment »  http://twitpic.com/c6wf57 ” lol made me think of @insidiousmuse

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls r weak n sensitive. If u wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those really take a pounding-Betty White

We are all searching for someone who's demons play well with ours

Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice...now we're getting somewhere ;)

You're all... I need... to get by...

@stormtrooper34 pic.twitter.com/9WeM8ii6ir

Better to be an open sinner than a false saint

I can behave. I am capable of behaving. I can be good. I can.

Whew finally done moving everything over from my old phone. Now wiping the memory, twice lol

Remember what twitter was like before favestar & people tweeted what they thought? Before stars were sooooo important? Let's go back to that

One of the few joys in my life: scaring my mother. Currently waiting by her bed...

I should get a bonus for not stabbing anyone with a fork this week....