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the person who truly loves you, is not the one who sees you daily, but who looks for you daily
I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question. Simple
Don't ever be afraid to show your silly side
If my head could fit into my coffee cup I wouldve drowned myself....
There is nothing that driving won't clear for me. Love a deserted road, just me, wind & my car. #peace&quiet
That girl is poison....
Best part about getting a new phone? Guessing who's texting you. Only half of my contacts transferred. Lol
Ick this coffee tastes like unicorn poop. But I'm still drinking it cuz, addicted
We are all searching for someone who's demons play well with ours
Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls r weak n sensitive. If u wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those really take a pounding-Betty White
Ever wonder why there's a stairway to heaven, but a highway to hell? More traffic going to hell, I guess
Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice...now we're getting somewhere ;)
You're all... I need... to get by...
It's funny how when I'm loud people ask me to be quiet, but when I'm quiet they ask what's wrong with me
Better to be an open sinner than a false saint
I can behave. I am capable of behaving. I can be good. I can.
Part vixen, part bitch, all sarcasm. #Charger & #Padres fan for life!! Sexy #swinger who cums glittery rainbows, follow & find out ;)