Dear North Carolina, I sure hope your next step isn't to try to get your slaves back.

RIP John Lennon (Oct. 9, 1940 - Dec. 8, 1980)... I love this pic and its message: pic.twitter.com/9EmmP7Sd via @tweetsofazkaban

Wonder why #OccupyWallStreet isn't trending? From 3/1/11: JPMorgan Twitter Deal Said to Value Startup at $4.5 Billion http://t.co/Xu0chLM3

BEST TWEET! MT @slashleen Only way I could love Adele more is if she stuffed her Grammys in a pillow case & beat the shit out of Chris Brown

Maybe if Oakland changes its name to Cairo, @cnn will cover the police attacking the #occupyoakland protesters tonight.

BEST TWEET of the NIGHT! RT @antderosa Sometimes I think Rick Perry gets halfway through an answer and sees a Frisbee. #IowaDebate

A TWEET of the NIGHT. RT @dvnjr These commercials are awful. I blame Don Draper for letting Peggy Olson walk out that door. #SB47

They say deaths come in threes. But, the Christopher Hitchens, Vaclav Havel, and Kim Jong Il combination just makes your head spin.

TWEET of the DAY. RT @bazecraze There should be a background check before the NRA is allowed to buy a senator.

Question answered: Twitter suspends accts tweeting too much about #OWS & #NDAA...EVEN JOURNALISTS http://t.co/G0B9CbQs via @bi_contributors

TWEET of t/ DAY RT @rationalists Mitt Romney hires a consultant to help him appear genuine. Now think about that. Take all the time you need

#GoldenGlobes RT @bengreenman The fake Sarah Palin has now won more stuff than the real Sarah Palin.

This @poynter headline gives me chills: "Ed Koch’s grave marker is inscribed with journalist Daniel Pearl’s last words"  http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/mediawire/202557/ed-kochs-grave-marker-will-be-inscribed-with-journalist-daniel-pearls-last-words/#.UQu_NKSdq8I.twitter …

People who bought tickets to Charlie Sheen's Detroit show found out that witnessing a man's mental breakdown isn't so entertaining afterall.

RT @thenation It's official -- behind the world's financial edifice lies a reeking cesspool of unprecedented corruption http://t.co/WV44inGu

STFU, BROWNIE. RT @thinkprogress Bush's FEMA director Brown criticizes Obama for responding to Sandy too "quickly"  http://is.gd/BfFnNT 

You know all those people who didn't know the Titanic was real? Well, lots of them are old enough to vote.

I think the occupiers need international human rights monitors.

RT @gregpinelo By confirming that yes, Mitt would shut down FEMA, Romney campaign picked an odd time to not lie.

TWEET of t/DAY RT @anildash Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman & then we're all set