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I go to church when I'm:
1) Single & lonely.
2) Guilt-tripped.
3) Lusting on the cute drummer.
In other words, I'm a typical Christian.
1) Single & lonely.
2) Guilt-tripped.
3) Lusting on the cute drummer.
In other words, I'm a typical Christian.
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LEAVING WORK EARLY ON A FRIDAY: A responsible alternative to walking around the office to kill time.
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My bank account says I have enough money to last me the rest of the year.
It also says, unless I buy something.
It also says, unless I buy something.
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It's not that I'm not good with goodbye's. It's just that I'm not good with goodbye's that don't involve arson, blackmail, or assault.
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The broken elevators might have prevented me from going to work this morning. But lazy did it for me this afternoon.
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Pharmacist: Eyebrow up.
Me: "Oh no, this Father's Day card is not related to that morning-after pill I ordered from you. I swear. Please."
Me: "Oh no, this Father's Day card is not related to that morning-after pill I ordered from you. I swear. Please."
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When you reply to an 'I miss you' with a 'Thank you,' does that make you more or less of a jerk?
Meh, perhaps just Canadian.
Meh, perhaps just Canadian.
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Was going to create a list when I realized everyone's listed under TWEEPS I'D SLEEP WITH, ONLY FOR THE SAKE OF NEW TWITTER MATERIAL.
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Oh dear God, heal the world, make it a better place. Also, let there be a refund for my London concert tickets.
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Ugh I accidentally blogged about farts in my nostalgic tumblelog! My bad.
WELL YOU GUYS GET TO READ ABOUT MY DRY SPELL & FARTS. LUCKY YOU.
WELL YOU GUYS GET TO READ ABOUT MY DRY SPELL & FARTS. LUCKY YOU.
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