Much like the Deathstar, many of us are not yet fully operational but have a strong defense system.

White house rush orders a new banner that says "For realizes."

I think there is a Daft Punk song stuck in my ceiling fan.

All the white dudes in Arizona must be really excited that they are finally going to get a fair shake after all these years.

I wish there was a trader joes right near my face right now.

Instatrap! #facebooktricky

Take things metaphorically. LITERALLY.

My cat offered to grow a beard, make me laugh really hard and favorite my tweets. It was a nice offer. Just not the same.

Even after a fire and a remodel, the ASU memorial union still smells like it always did: cheese and sexual tension.

All of my @thetorchtheatre and @asuhida performance training summed up in a one sentence quote:  http://bit.ly/SujB51 

I am exactly the kind of nerd I always dreamed I'd be.

I hope I never stop being excited about learning.

A course in improvisation is the closest thing there is to a class in how to collaborate - Pixar co-founder Ed Cutmull. #torchphx

White house rush orders a new banner that says "For realzies."

In case you missed it, @theellenshow is headed to @asu today.

I used to think FTW was WTF backwards, and it was much funnier then.

Time to wear ridiculous fake mustaches and hamburglar masks to make police suspicious of everyone!

"What are you gonna do with a Liberal Arts degree?" "I don't know, be your boss." @hotdogsladies at #phxwc @asuclas

There is nothing sexy about the word ointment.

I've invented a new kind of logic where my opinion trumps any kind of careful planning or thought or data.