Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Have had an awful feeling recently that something really bad is going to happen to me - like death or another relationship
Chelsea beat Barcelona and Newcastle are ahead of Chelsea in the league tonight so ipso facto Newcastle are better than Barcelona
I've tripped over more wet floor signs than I have slipped on wet floors.
The Tourist is a bigger let down than the first hand job I got off a chick
Having just had a gluten free wrap I can only assume gluten is absolutely delicious
People in Britain already hate Mitt Romney! Proud to be British! #AmericanBorat
Great season. Proud. No shame in getting beat here. Hope St. James's give them the ovation they deserve #nufc
Great 1st set by Great Britain's Andy Murray... But the Scotsman Murray has been poor ever since #murray #nadal
If Jesus does come back this weekend the wisemen will need to pick up Guns, Oil & an MTV reality TV Crew as gifts to help him out
Born Northumberland. Living Florida. All i care about is NUFC... & the dog