Prepare to burst into tears. MT @joshsternberg: Post-earthquake, terrified giant panda grabs policeman's legs: http://bit.ly/goy0fE

Read @pattonoswalt's brilliant essay on why Nerd Culture must die in Jan. @wired. (Exclusive iPad video here) http://itun.es/iFj22P

A 40 yo straight single dude in SF. This has got to be a hoax. http://bit.ly/hK5WvV (via @kushkush)

How many Bitcoins is my Klout score worth? I guess that's a question for Quora.

“It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique.” Conan O'Brien http://bit.ly/l2PeD3

Comedian @robdelaney on his new Twitter-inspired pilot for Comedy Central: http://t.co/h993Im6i (via @fastcocreate)

you've been watching too much Breaking Bad when you sit in front of your computer and say, "Time to cook."

More than tribute, it's also nice oral history of Apple user experience by @wired staff. Really well done: http://t.co/4w5iCglT

Out of flowers so there's a desperate guy here buying his girlfriend a bouquet of kale. #wholefoods

Guy I met at party didn't call, but began following me on Pinterest. Guess that's how he's letting me know he's gay.

I wonder if we started calling magazines "press-to-table artisanal tree-sheets" people would buy more of them.

I want to share my disruptive method of finding out where my friends are. I call them and ask, "Where are you?"

MDMA and Viagra. I see his logic. RT @nmemagazine: OutKast's Big Boi 'arrested and charged with drug possession' http://bit.ly/oRJX9f

The male gaze has been replaced by the iPhone hunch.

"So can I post what you just said to Twitter, or is that 'ours'?"

"@sickipediabot: You know what they call The Hunger Games in Paris?

Battle Royale with cheese" (via @finnatfox)

Here are my thoughts on your thoughts about that thing somebody else did. [link] Thoughts?

Special Bill Hicks EP just announced, w/ prev. unreleased material coming out 12/16 for 50th bday remembrance: http://t.co/VmrjJijp

I remember in junior high learning Egyptians "worshipped" cats. Cats, I thought. We'd never worship CATS. Then the internet came along...

Woman I work with is in Tom Petty cover band with best cover band name: Petty Theft.