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People who protect their tweets put me in the mind of those kids who, as a child, wouldn't let you in their clubhouse.
With 19 kids, I don't think we need a tv special to tell us how the Duggars keep their romance alive. I think it's apparent.
Good news: I am not suffering from any disease that lists "unintended weight loss" as a symptom. #fb
Waitress, shot of Everclear, please. Yes, that's my mother-in-law.
Sitting in the car with Chuck, behind a mall, motor running, listening to AC/DC. It's a lot like us in high school except I'm not naked.
Let there be peace on Earth & let it begin with my kids getting their asses in bed & being quiet.
It's a wonder to me why mothers of teens aren't just lying in the streets in a drunken stupor. 5 more years of this??
Which one of us is going to step up & tell these Occupy people, "It's not working. Also, bathe." ?
I think someone is following me who doesn't claim to possess teeth whitening powers. WOW!
Only thing relieving my pain is to raise both arms above my head. Makes me look conspicuous anywhere people are not doing the wave. #fb