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Im trying to get serious about losing some more weight so if Im cranky its because I want to eat you..
Im so horny today that I got distracted by my own boobs bouncing as I walked and almost walked into a table
Open mindedness is its own reward, but wakin up to sexy messages is nice too :)
If thought I could get away with it (sans drama) Id like to have the opportunity to perform oral sex on everyone that I know. #OralFixation
I so just sent a guy tryin to sext me a picture of my snack crackers.. Because I already had sex, i got the munchies, & that shit was funnyy
Sex is a great sport cause you can play with two but there is always room for more..
Its hilarious when a man says Im perfect, but hasnt met me.. Yeah didnt your mamma warn you about crazy bitches.. Please see crazy/hot scale
Beard loofahs SHOULD be a thing..
But definitely a service not a product ..
I love to get high and play outside. Sometimes I post sexy shit & sometimes Im busy getting shit on in RL.. its a crap shoot ;)