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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    During sex you burn as many calories as running 5 miles. Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

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    mwycliffe88thefeelsofsaratjcirimeleMarybburnettstarwarsshirtValhallaD6wcathisamazingMarkc760
    • 914
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    kspinks4485Ruthtgn69parkhead01cathisamazingSteveKoehler22orthopeerExScholarlebontempkid
    AlongCameAnjaLifesGoodThinggrownassedwoman__jnrbtsn__________
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I just found an iPhone app that makes my face look fat. It's called "camera"

    • 1,156
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    thefeelsofsaratjcirimelecathisamazingSteveKoehler22SDPlissken1JaazziMxoKSwizzle79tlcprincess
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    NervousJr_Lindiscretion____
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Who the Fuck is this Moderation that everyone keeps telling me to drink with?

    • 911
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    thefeelsofsarabee_es_teetjcirimelegapperlaughsZNARF272cathisamazingSteveKoehler22SDPlissken1
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    kspinks4485bee_es_teetjcirimeleZNARF272cathisamazingLoLacharyaSteveKoehler22jo101101
    angelina_mxoxo
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome

    • 834
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    bullryderdanbee_es_teetjcirimelecathisamazingSteveKoehler22What_Grey_SaidAmazing_Amy99SDPlissken1
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    kspinks4485bee_es_teecathisamazingLoLacharyaSteveKoehler22Amazing_Amy99BadPressJunkyonascaleof1210
    goodersuk74______Simlatosimmy
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I'm not on Twitter for Stars, I'm here because saying this shit out loud to myself would just be weird and awkward

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    amazymay72xtjcirimeleBostonAccent79cathisamazingnotmargot663SteveKoehler22May_Dale_Aonascaleof1210
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    kspinks4485Pascuall92ElenaBostonAccent79cathisamazingLoLacharyaSteveKoehler22May_Dale_Aonascaleof1210
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Pop Tarts aren't "tart" at all. Don't even get me started on Sea Horses

    • 624
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    CapsGirl88bullryderdanmisty_basktjcirimelecathisamazingSoulCaddiedsherb002XOperfectmessXO
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    LaBelleMae
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Ladies: sometimes you just need a hug


    In the vagina



    With a penis

    • 574
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    ladyfiredancerMomo_thats_metjcirimelebee_es_teezmax87cathisamazingSteveKoehler22_sanshandle
    • 280
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    kspinks4485tjcirimelebee_es_teecathisamazingMeNoTrollerSteveKoehler22XOperfectmessXOkam4711
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    It's not hard to make a name for yourself on Twitter

    (it's in the settings)

    • 491
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    tjcirimelecathisamazingSteveKoehler22dsherb002TerryWCobbXOperfectmessXOMrEd_EVHdogwillhunt22
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    cathisamazingLoLacharyaSteveKoehler22XOperfectmessXOdogwillhunt22Vanilla_cupcakwendysredryonthorjeremy501
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    This morning sex would be a lot better if it wasn't just me

    • 479
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    tjcirimelebee_es_teecathisamazingdsherb002XOperfectmessXOCowboiiItianAvilaKris_bugg
    • 249
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    kspinks4485cathisamazingXOperfectmessXOKris_buggdogwillhunt223JackBogeywendysredryonBladesJRjr
    UrFavAsianGuy
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!

    • 475
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    Ctchandler247bee_es_teecathisamazingSDPlissken1dsherb002XOperfectmessXOdogwillhunt22dovillece
    • 244
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    kspinks4485cathisamazingXOperfectmessXOdogwillhunt22Vanilla_cupcakwendysredryonthorjeremy501buhsbaby_baby
    _NTFG_
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Your level of hotness is in your tweets. Not your AVI

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    tjcirimelecathisamazingmonicasjungleSteveKoehler22KyJockeyLuvrAdora2000May_Dale_Adsherb002
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    SomthinBoutSara
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Failure is just another word for experience

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    tjcirimelebee_es_teecathisamazingSDPlissken1deadsnoopydsherb002XOperfectmessXOdogwillhunt22
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    tjcirimelecathisamazingsmalllbonesXOperfectmessXOdogwillhunt22wendysredryonvexroidthorjeremy501
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I strive to be the person that my kids already think I am

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    tjcirimelecathisamazingBostonAccent79SteveKoehler22May_Dale_ASDPlissken1VauxEmmaonelucky15
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    SassyTexasGal
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    The Star and RT buttons are right next to each other you lazy fuckers!

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    amazymay72xmorebudlitetjcirimelecathisamazingregular_guy89May_Dale_Adsherb002XOperfectmessXO
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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    She's a complicated masterpiece. Respect that.

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    Momo_thats_metjcirimelecathisamazingRichDickinson16darlingshelly72SteveKoehler22SDPlissken1sable_swan
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    McKnightyBooSherBoBer__
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    What the fuck? Twitter isn't a dating site?

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    njwazmnKatarinaFoMMonster5Rolltide_mntjcirimelecathisamazingSDPlissken1SoulCaddie
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    SufficientCharmVonBrutal________
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Look dude: if I'm checking out your woman, then take that shit as a compliment. Il buy you a beer and you can tell me how she likes to fuck

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    cathisamazingMay_Dale_ASDPlissken1dandazmanBauies123Johandsherb002XOperfectmessXOLyndiUnlocked
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    kspinks4485cathisamazingdandazmanBauies123JohanXOperfectmessXOdogwillhunt22wendysredryonthorjeremy501
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Women don't know what they want

    Men don't know what they have

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    Momo_thats_metjcirimelecathisamazingInsaniyanaSonny_KingstonSteveKoehler22May_Dale_AKBeeo
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    thebadjennMcKnightyBoo
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I don't get people. I mean I got socks for Xmas once, but I never get people.

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    cambusladHynanTanithstalkinghandszmax87tjcirimelecathisamazinginnocent_bitch_XOperfectmessXO
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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Best Relationships
    -In the same room
    -doing our own thing
    -don't have to talk to each other
    -still couldn't love each other more

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    canadasandraLeroyTee__________
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