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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    During sex you burn as many calories as running 5 miles. Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

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    stormzadorkbobw1othebelleofbamasrizzlermark_stratetmoswoleitsmetrbdougbies
    • 938
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    thebelleofbamaStyrofoamCobratmoswoleTextualAbuse1_alpsitsmetrbnash3diVijayPadiyar
    DutchessOfDecayLifesGoodThinggrownassedwoman__jnrbtsn__________
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I just found an iPhone app that makes my face look fat. It's called "camera"

    • 1,168
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    ashmenschthgrace78_graceSoGoFuthebelleofbamajan_rtrakaCorbinDallasTeeJayRushsiebertime
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    NervousJr_Lindiscretion____
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Who the Fuck is this Moderation that everyone keeps telling me to drink with?

    • 928
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    bobw1othebelleofbamaTheLastVirgoTLchDer367PurelyYours1GrumpiestBadgerSevernjacaVice_Queen
    • 616
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    angelina_mxoxo
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome

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    thebelleofbama1evilidiotExScholarbullryderdanbee_es_teetjcirimelecathisamazingSteveKoehler22
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    thebelleofbamafavstar_historyExScholarkspinks4485bee_es_teecathisamazingLoLacharyaSteveKoehler22
    goodersuk74______Simlatosimmy
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I'm not on Twitter for Stars, I'm here because saying this shit out loud to myself would just be weird and awkward

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    thebelleofbamaDuranduran50amazymay72xtjcirimeleBostonAccent79cathisamazingnotmargot663SteveKoehler22
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    thebelleofbamakspinks4485Pascuall92ElenaBostonAccent79cathisamazingLoLacharyaSteveKoehler22May_Dale_A
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Pop Tarts aren't "tart" at all. Don't even get me started on Sea Horses

    • 633
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    RubybeetsTRN36FANthebelleofbamapatnspankmeDAKOTARAVINGwellferfucksakebees_wingzSatinAndLace64
    • 378
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    LaBelleMae
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Ladies: sometimes you just need a hug


    In the vagina



    With a penis

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    thebelleofbamaladyfiredancerMomo_thats_metjcirimelebee_es_teezmax87cathisamazingSteveKoehler22
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    thebelleofbamakspinks4485tjcirimelebee_es_teecathisamazingMeNoTrollerSteveKoehler22XOperfectmessXO
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    This morning sex would be a lot better if it wasn't just me

    • 498
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    thebelleofbamaMcDreamy6704jaggernyc_jstormzadorkSmithkidsmalbecprincessatanya1111joantcolton
    • 256
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    UrFavAsianGuy
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    It's not hard to make a name for yourself on Twitter

    (it's in the settings)

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    thebelleofbama1evilidiottjcirimelecathisamazingSteveKoehler22dsherb002TerryWCobbXOperfectmessXO
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    thebelleofbamacathisamazingLoLacharyaSteveKoehler22XOperfectmessXOdogwillhunt22Vanilla_cupcakwendysredryon
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!

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    thebelleofbama1evilidiotgirl_a_whirlCtchandler247bee_es_teecathisamazingSDPlissken1dsherb002
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    thebelleofbamagirl_a_whirlkspinks4485cathisamazingXOperfectmessXOdogwillhunt22Vanilla_cupcakwendysredryon
    _NTFG_
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Your level of hotness is in your tweets. Not your AVI

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    thebelleofbamaExScholartjcirimelecathisamazingmonicasjungleSteveKoehler22KyJockeyLuvrAdora2000
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    thebelleofbamakspinks4485cathisamazingSteveKoehler22May_Dale_AXOperfectmessXOGayla01LyndiUnlocked
    SomthinBoutSara
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Failure is just another word for experience

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    1dadwith2kidsthebelleofbamatjcirimelebee_es_teecathisamazingSDPlissken1deadsnoopydsherb002
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    thebelleofbamatjcirimelecathisamazingsmalllbonesXOperfectmessXOdogwillhunt22wendysredryonvexroid
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I strive to be the person that my kids already think I am

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    thebelleofbamaThe_GetawayGirl_arizonadreamsAkashThakanitsmetrbmalbecprincesstjcirimelecathisamazing
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    SassyTexasGal
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    She's a complicated masterpiece. Respect that.

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    McKnightyBooSherBoBer__
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    The Star and RT buttons are right next to each other you lazy fuckers!

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    thebelleofbamaamazymay72xmorebudlitetjcirimelecathisamazingregular_guy89May_Dale_Adsherb002
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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    What the fuck? Twitter isn't a dating site?

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    dankashane20CannotUnseeThisthebelleofbamatexasstalkermomnjwazmnKatarinaFoMMonster5Rolltide_mn
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    SufficientCharm__VonBrutal________
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Look dude: if I'm checking out your woman, then take that shit as a compliment. Il buy you a beer and you can tell me how she likes to fuck

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    TheBeerGuy73thebelleofbamacathisamazingMay_Dale_ASDPlissken1dandazmanBauies123Johandsherb002
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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Women don't know what they want

    Men don't know what they have

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    elvisknievilthebelleofbamaMomo_thats_metjcirimelecathisamazingInsaniyanaSonny_KingstonSteveKoehler22
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    thebadjennMcKnightyBoo
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I don't get people. I mean I got socks for Xmas once, but I never get people.

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    thebelleofbamaiamporgycambusladHynanTanithstalkinghands__tjcirimelecathisamazingXOperfectmessXO
  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Best Relationships
    -In the same room
    -doing our own thing
    -don't have to talk to each other
    -still couldn't love each other more

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    canadasandraLeroyTee__________
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