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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    During sex you burn as many calories as running 5 miles. Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I just found an iPhone app that makes my face look fat. It's called "camera"

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Who the Fuck is this Moderation that everyone keeps telling me to drink with?

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I'm not on Twitter for Stars, I'm here because saying this shit out loud to myself would just be weird and awkward

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Pop Tarts aren't "tart" at all. Don't even get me started on Sea Horses

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Ladies: sometimes you just need a hug


    In the vagina



    With a penis

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    It's not hard to make a name for yourself on Twitter

    (it's in the settings)

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    This morning sex would be a lot better if it wasn't just me

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Your level of hotness is in your tweets. Not your AVI

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Failure is just another word for experience

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I strive to be the person that my kids already think I am

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    The Star and RT buttons are right next to each other you lazy fuckers!

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    What the fuck? Twitter isn't a dating site?

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Look dude: if I'm checking out your woman, then take that shit as a compliment. Il buy you a beer and you can tell me how she likes to fuck

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    She's a complicated masterpiece. Respect that.

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Women don't know what they want

    Men don't know what they have

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    I don't get people. I mean I got socks for Xmas once, but I never get people.

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  • nolifecoach
      The One @nolifecoach

    Best Relationships
    -In the same room
    -doing our own thing
    -don't have to talk to each other
    -still couldn't love each other more

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