Release the Kraken? No way. Turns out they get crappy mileage.

Don't know why I'm going to the Farmer's Market -- I wouldn't know what to feed a farmer if I bought one.

I don't think this rain is properly thawed.

Not that I'm not a photoshop fan, but I'm going to miss #fireworks -- for the jobs it was intended for, it was simple and uncomplicated.

Went to the Apple Store. Successfully avoided coming home with a new Air. Now if I could do that without being broke, that'd be willpower.

Dear Cat. Do I climb up on -your- lap while -you're- napping and decide it's a good time to give -my- hindquarters a thorough licking?

dear http://t.co/cdBmtSzq -- shut up and take my money.

Ditching AT&T when I upgrade iPhones. I'd tell them to put my contract where their signal doesn't shine, but that could be anywhere.

@euripidean Nice start on the blog. Also, have you checked out Nerdist's "Writers Panel" podcasts? http://t.co/GfprFEJO

Monday nights substantially improved with the addition of @nmtb_tv

@danbenjamin I'm not sure Ensenda has a close relationship with the concept of "time".

@bnacker Preferably, it'll drive itself to hell in a small plastic car.

@parislemon I'm only reading it by peeking through my fingers at this point.

Maybe if they also gave the Internet a button to shut down the government when =they're= endangering the country, we could do a deal.

My guess is the go-to title will be "Falling Ratings". RT @tombert: I think "Falling Skies" needs to be renamed "Yawning Skies"

@omir55 Most of my extracurricular TV stuff these days is via sickbeard, sabnzbd, and plex media server...

@jasontucker Take a look at the Klexi app -- has an option to download transcoded video from Plex.

Skype 5 is the most abysmal "upgrade" ever. Now to cut off its head, and bury it in the shadow of a church. brb.

Obviously if Obama was serious, he'd release the location tracking data for August 1961 from his mother's iPhone.

Adios @mozy , hello @crashplan