At some point in the night Adult Swim switches to their regularly scheduled "Drug Necessary" Programming.

I asked Siri if dolphins gang rape... Her response pic.twitter.com/XFWKoF5xLt

@brownthund3r please tell me you listen to his podcast

Any time Elliott Smith's Between the Bars comes on the radio it's like 'stop everything and turn this s*** up." #Delicious

This guy is fervently defending his position that the fifth Fast and the Furious is the best in the sequel

My roommate apparently thinks this is a fine hour to scream at her boyfriend in Spanish. Only a few more days...

I bought the only Girl Talk album on ITunes as running music. It's noise. I think it's his f u album as its aptly called "feed the animals"

Allison gone and done it again pic.twitter.com/axw9qXNPIi

If I stopped talking, I would probably have a boyfriend

I just remembered making a profile on a gay dating service for this RA I hated freshman year... I wonder how that turned out

Last night I threw a dirty dog in my purse. I reached in my purse this morning for a pen and pulled out a sausage. That's normal.

The Paws N Go only has reduced fat gardettos. This is an outrage

It's peanut butter headache time

While you're at it, go ahead and send a bomb threat that causes everyone at the ATT store to evacuate. I could grab an Iphone 5 NOLA style

I've been watching the clock and my roommate has been telling me about a lifetime movie for over 5 minutes. #INeedAnExitStrategy

@89co @brownthund3r and swims to safety?

@brownthund3r You look like you are in something called "Walmart's Dream for Success Program"