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Husband on important business call discussing surgical robot. I do the robot every time he says it. I AM GOOD AT HELPING
He wanted the sofa against the east wall, I wanted it at a right angle to the love seat. Everyone was Feng Shui Fighting.
All Points Bulletin: Dyslexic zombie on the loose. Persons named Brian urged to proceed with utmost caution.
When you guys change avatars, I get the same look on my face as my Labrador when he's trying to bite the water from the sprinklers.
Sir, would it help you proceed through the intersection if you thought of the green light as a text message from the traffic signal?
I don't want to offend anyone, but I would rather wear panties made entirely of jellyfish than to have Sarah Palin say anything EVER AGAIN.
Revenge is a drink best served cold. Or not. What I think I'm trying to say here is bring me a drink or one of us will be very very sorry.
I wonder if the NASA engineers who designed the urine recycling system sang "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Urea?"
I asked this grumpy German dude if he could tell me the date, but he just said “Nein! Nein! Nein!” What a JERK.
Sir, your baseball cap orientation indicates a dearth of knowledge regarding its intended design, location of the sun and simple geometry.
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