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Coworker is frustrated because he couldn't get his simulation to execute. There but for the grace of chmod go I.
There is more than one way to skin a cat, but if you don't have time, you can just let curiosity deal with it.
You should name your kid Ranus so at his wedding his wife would have to say, I take you Ranus and we'd all laugh and laugh and I need sleep
I sent back the mole sauce at a Mexican restaurant. There wasn't enough of it to be anywhere near Avogadro's number.
Age is not measured in years, but in how long you continue to think "keg" when you see a red Solo cup.
Girly physicist OCD: buying neutral colored pencils so when I stick them in my hair they don't clash with my nerd sweater.
One of my girlfriend's husband is going on exotic hunt and I didn't know it was even legal to shoot strippers.
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When the thermometer hits 8 degrees, I regard it with the same expession I usually reserve for people who don't believe in evolution.
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