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Sarah Palin lands in Tahiti this afternoon to help with the rescue effort.
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Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
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Asked my wife what she would put in the paper if I died. She said, "Boat for sale."
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She caught my eye. As did my wife. Now applying ice.
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The sun? Definitely made of plasma. Like a flat screen, but round.
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On Facebook one proves that one exists. On Twitter one merely enjoys existence.
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The stunned 6-year-old, after we plugged in the old AT&T touch tone: "You just pick it up and it works?"
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My superpower is loneliness in a crowd.
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I need a mop. In honor of national punctuation day I've had quotation marks tattooed on my ears. I'm dripping irony everywhere I go.
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The hardest part of being awake are all the choices.
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I love frat jokes. Also, being dyslexic.
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Republican response: "Um, we got nothing... and now a word from our sponsors..."
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Trying too hard. Forgot I work for government.
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Ironic is the new I have no idea how to use the word ironic.
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The only thing Sarah Palin knows about Copenhagen is that you tap the lid before opening.
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Annoyed everyone in that meeting by telling the truth.
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It's OK. I'm married with kids. I can survive for an extended period on almost no attention at all.
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Went ice fishing. Many, many holes were drilled. No fish and we had to leave when the rink manager showed up.
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Supposed to get that vasectomy this year but all the surgeons are nut jobs.
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My best shot at foreplay today was sleeping through the second half and leaving chocolate chip brownie residue on my penis.
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