Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Pussy farts are just a lady's way of telling you she's gross.
So Dexter's just a crappy Soap Opera with a murder here and there?
'Where did you see her last?'
'Tumbling down a ditch after I pushed her carcass out of the wheelbarrow. Wait, can I change my last answer?'
You can tweet about all sorts of stuff, not just the one thing.
Fats are people too.
I need to shit water, excuse me.
I know at least two guys in this train that don't want me to pull their pants down and suck them off.
Do you slap your mom in the face with that dick?
Who even knows about shit, you know?
Remember when twitter was down for 5 minutes, 5 minutes ago?
I rollerblade with one ball out.
Jamba juice is for shit asses
My dad can rape better than your dad.
Let's snort coke and watch bear porn.
There's actually a good amount of people that make me sick to my stomach.
How come more gay folk don't play golf with fat black dildos?
No one's fantasizing about you grandma
Starfucking while favstar isn't working is as close as I'll get to fucking like a retard.
Can I get fries with that penis? - obese gay guy.
Meth is for babies. I smoke babies.