I love reporters! http://t.co/2A0ZfJ0U

Sometimes when I play a game, the screen goes dark and I see my own reflection in the monitor, and wonder what I'm doing with my life.

So I tried this Omegle thing. pic.twitter.com/KCyVA0N1

And Minecraft 1.0 is out. No longer beta. Thank you, everyone. =D

Sometimes I wish I was a great athlete. Then I remember chips.

I love recursion, as seen here: http://t.co/M8jOdH8

Got an email from microsoft, wanting to help "certify" minecraft for win 8. I told them to stop trying to ruin the pc as an open platform.

We lost internet for several seconds in the office. Naturally, we elected a leader, set up camp in the meeting room, and sacrificed Tobias.

Hey, @yogscast! I'm sorry about being a dick.

Minecraft just sold its third million copy!

http://t.co/i6JJWHz4

@timoflegend Let's make Psychonauts 2 happen.

http://t.co/ni3I6xSX

I love the 140 character limit, but it gets in the way when you're trying to say something long, and cuts you off, making you look like a cu

If you can't decide something important, flip a coin. Your immediate reaction to the result will tell you what your innermost feelings are.

Decided. We'll silently take down http://t.co/zOXe2UMh and http://t.co/XXHOX8Y5 on the 18th in protest of SOPA.

One of the Microsoft people said piracy was theft. I corrected them and said it was copyright infringement. I'm sure they love us. :D

Software patents are plain evil. Innovation within software is basically free, and it's growing incredibly rapid. Patents only slow it down.

Got frustrated with AWS, so I made a new mob! :D http://t.co/lmAulyV3

Step 1: Wake up. Step 2: Check email. Step 3: See we're being sued for patent infringement. Step 4: Smile.