Selena shoves a 16 year old's head into her cleavage & nothing's said but Miley can't even be kissed on the neck at her 18th birthday party.

I so wouldn't mind Jaylor 2.0.

Remember when someone asked Nick if "Stay" was for Miley & he said "you think you know who the songs are for & you're usually right" ok bye

YO HANNAH, IMMA LETCHU FINISH, BUT TUPAC WAS THE BEST FAKE DEATH OF ALL TIME, ALL TIME. #RIPHannah #TupacWeKnowYoureAlive.

WAIT. I JUST REALIZED THAT @selenagomez has to sit through Bieber's movie & watch him try & hump Miley's leg. #lolforever #BieberPremiere.

We're on twitter while people are dying by the hands of their own government. We're fortunate enough to be free. Please #prayforLibya #Libya

Remember when Jonas shut down times square when they were simply going into a store to buy a copy of their album? #Lol #BossStatus

BOUNCE JUST BOUNCE, LEMME SEE MILEY'S #BOOBIES BOUNCE.~ @nickjonas those are the original lyrics, right? Yeah, I know.

#ScaryMovieRulesToLiveBy never say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.

"Baby No Baby" "No place like school" "Dance, Dance, Dance...Dance" "Face Time" "Paint Your Toes" "Wow Girl" "Truth Chair" NickJMrSunshine

LOLOLOL, @Cambioconnect is following @OhMyNileyFacts. I'm 99% sure that we never tweeted them... #NickStalksNileyfans.

Bin Laden dead the same day that Harry Potter defeated Voldemort in the Harry Potter series. #hmm

I want new Miley, Demi, Jonas and NJ&TA albums... Not fucking Selena Gomez and the Scene.

Lol homie my ass http://t.co/isBEo47R RT @SQJINSU: Me and the homie Diddy.. http://t.co/PMhWZy7D

I JUST WANNA SAY: it took Nick a day to follow Miley back. He still hasn't followed Selena. #sit-down #fuckyourlives #noh8 RADIATELOVE

yo @thegrammys we want @MileyCyrus & @JohnzoWest to perform their cover of Bob Dylan's "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go" get on it

Nick hurt Miley, Miley hurt Nick, they've written their songs about it, they still love each other. They've said it themselves. Ok.

The Jonas and Demi relationship is like officially over.

#scarymovierulestoliveby cheerleaders are useless.

Justin Bieber says everything happens for a reason when asked about rape, and it's okay but Joe retweets a stupid tweet and he's a dick? OK.