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What's tweeted is tweeted. There's no going back. And also, FUCK YOU.
Act naturally. Oxymoron of the day.
My thoughts are struggling with stage fright.
It was easier and a lot less complicated. Before you. Life, I mean.
Shut up, you cunt whore.
Lying is always the easiest option.
"Just because you're used to something doesn't mean you like it."
I could have if only I didn't have. Fuck.
In what universe is it OK to crack snot jokes on a first date?
Someday you will realize it wasn't me, it was you all along.
You need someone to crap happiness over you? Stay right there, I'm on my way.
When I grow up, I'm going to marry my bed.
I'm not getting up. Make me.
I sincerely hope I don't get caught for doing what I'm about to do.
Fuck it. You were going to lose it all in the end anyway.
So many ugh's in a day can really wear a person out.
One at a time. One at a time. Jeez.
Wasting time is my favorite hobby. I wish I could do the same for a living.
Sometimes you need an escape. A place just for yourself. A safe place, if you want to call it that. Well, this...is mine.
I wish there was some kind of protection I could use for my brain that would keep these sneaky little negative thoughts from entering.