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Hey Bible, pics or it didn't happen.
Kelly Oxfords timeline looks like an aggregator of everyone else's.
I dont mind being hated. I cant stand being ignored.
I prefer honesty to bullshit. Even if it hurts.
We need to stop blaming society's problems on things like movies, video games & even guns. Let's focus on the real problem: Rihanna.
I lost 10 followers today. Hopefully to AIDS.
Fuck. My work didn't approve bereavement time for Kim Jong Il's funeral :(
Calling someone a hipster is just a nice way of telling them they look homeless and smell like garbage.
Every time i go on a date Chris Hansen shows up.
If i was a porn star my name would be long john snow and at the end of every scene i would scream "winter is cummin!"
This anarchist cookbook is wack. Everything I've made tastes like shit.
I'm starting to think my dads boyfriend is gay.
Thanks to #SharkWeek i have learned that the ocean is salty due to the tears of misunderstood sharks that just want to cuddle.
Coworkers didn't believe NAMBLA is a real organization. After proving it, I am now known as the guy knows way too much about NAMBLA.
"I will fight you" ~ me to a 9 year old girl trying to cut the line in Noahs Bagels
I fucking hate you all
This is a parody account and in no way related to the real josh axelman.