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Every time someone uses "you're" instead of "your," God makes fitted sheets a little harder to fold.
No matter the riches, he could no longer unconscionably sell his body for gimmick. Frederick the Gnome left Travelocity & never looked back.
He reinvigorated yet another archaic phrase, as was his wont.
Presidential election 2012 should be decided by a cage match between Lindsay Lohan (Romney headcase) and Octomom (Obamamomma).
Elderly black customer told me I had a beautiful soul. Jesse McCartney, you know where to find me ;)
Nothing sexier than the confidence of carrying a bare iPhone
Just soccer mom'd a bottle of liquor in my passenger seat. Fellas?
Ran out of 2% milk at Starbucks. Thanks a lot, OBAMA.
About to go ham on some hungover Taco Bell.
Sometimes it's just best to put away your phone.
#unansweredquestion : who let the dogs out? ...no, really.
because i think i'm important enough for you to care what i'm thinking