@malnurturedsnay Snow is lovely, and the commute was a breeze. Thankful for any precip we get with the looming threat of summer droughts.

@katiecupcake The two pears...Pearl River in Chinatown and Purl Soho!

People make me tired.

My grandma: "Are you tex-mexing?"

Write. Delete. Write. Delete. Better than vomiting passive aggressive blather on here.

I don't take lunch breaks. I take scheming breaks.

Giving myself a "you can rise above it" pep talk.

Reading food blogs late at night is dangerous. Suddenly, I want an ice cream maker and waffle iron.

Thoughts I've had in the last 5 min: webinar, I love the world we live in, is an afternoon pancake craving weird, make time for storytelling

No words for the redwoods.

I fucking love Kevin Smith.

Channeling @cajenlawyer as I level my glare at the douchey gym guys dropping weights.

I want to frolic in the confetti.

I'm staying up late just to listen to the wind blow.

Dudes everywhere rejoice. RT "@smithsonianmag: Giving breasts a little squeeze can stop cancerous growths.  http://ow.ly/geAjh ”

I would like to put in a request for caffeine and a hug.

I feel like the female body conspires to make all babies look cuter the older you get.

I now appreciate more fully why you hussies get all atwitter about period novels with their corsets, layers and laces. #shadowofnight

How Twitter is making me a better person (and not to take myself too seriously): http://t.co/FCAz9LGJ

I am on fire today!