“@awesomejutt: Here is OJ Simpson's website: Slash, slash, backslash

escape.”

@a23houts @em_lacy @girthbrooks83

“@causeweredrunk: What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? "I don't wanna be obama self."” @em_lacy @a23houts

“@notkennyrogers: Is Beyonce doing P90X?” @a23houts @em_lacy

“@meganamram: To Ke$ha Predator” @em_lacy THIS is our show.

“@paulypeligroso: Break your kids' participation trophies in front of them and show them that they don't mean shit.” @em_lacy

“@the_helenkeller: Crossing the street without looking both ways. #YOLO” @a23houts

@girthbrooks83 ooooooh hell no. I'm digging the increased facial growth!! #Occupykannersface

Venice at Twilight -by me http://t.co/Hh9nQs7V

“@jesus_m_christ: Tebow is spamming the shit out of me with prayers right now.” @girthbrooks83

Not usually one to talk shit but a BIG F@ck YOU to everyone who said ALABAMA did not deserve to be in this BCS game. #1NOT#2

I think I'd be pretty good at dramatic re-enactments.

“@hahawhiteppl: One in three women around the world have been beaten, or sexually abused. RT if you love bacon.” @girthbrooks83

This bi@tch is making me watch Blues Clues. Don't let the sweet face fool you; she's the fng devil. http://t.co/ezCyKHX