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As much as I tried, no animals were harmed in the making of this tweet.
The hardest part about starting a career as a burglar is getting your foot in the door.
The Catholic Church has released a magazine on contraception. Apparently there’s a good pull-out section.
I'm not sure if my friend is gay but I'm pretty sure his cock tastes like shit.
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Physicists like to experiment ‘til it hertz.
Puppets struggle to have no strings attached sex without going limp.
I quit my job as a radiator salesman after several arguments with customers. Let's just say the conversations got quite heated.
Just in case my degree doesn't work out, I also work part time as a mattress salesman. It's always nice to have something to fall back on.
I used to be open about my problems with bulimia but now I hate bringing it up.
Cult leaders are to die for
I quit my job as a salesmen for a glue company when I realised I was flogging a dead horse.
The reviews of my Jamaican wig shop were dreadfull.
What's worse that finding a worm in your Apple?
Taking it home and realising that it doesn't support flash.
CRACK COCAINE ROCKS.
Who are a gay exhibitionist's favourite rap group?
Taking heroin really gets under my skin.
I used to be in a relationship with an older woman but that quickly dried up.
I just received first place in an endurance race for the third year running.
Sanitary towels are a bloody rip-off.