@therealroseanne Ron Paul claims he supports average Joe b/c he supports a "free market". There is no such thing!! Just the evil empire

@antoinl HA HA HA. im not that cool. i lost my erowid password

San Antonio, basically http://t.co/H0yyDRS

@wisdomtx oh btw, I forgot to mention but I saw you at the gas station by tezel and mainland yesterday as I was driving by. #domsighting

this light, natural or otherwise is pissing me off right now pic.twitter.com/tKyPb8t2QQ

Cheer on US women's team and Mexican men. That's just how it goes around here...

@hellogoodbritt @lllaurn i like how Album of the Year is all neutered white boy 'alternative' then Frank Ocean

paper doesnt have atoms  http://i.imgur.com/dAiyB.png 

And it works with current themes for those who must be intellectually stimulated. #skyfall

#mikejones

RT if you love Mom Rosa

"Japan they looked like China on qualification day" #racist

Knowing difference between England, Great Britian and United Kingdom #RejectedOlympicEvents

tim duncan, an athlete you can actually admire and be proud of. what a guy. http://t.co/zPHdb7MT

Proud to be an American, proud to be Texan, proud that my alma mater is one of a few colleges that sells beer at football games.

They should make a show where Justin Bieber's car is possessed by Heath Ledger and it kills papparazzi when j.bieb is asleep

I hate Nick Collison more than anything. I wanna impregnat his Jake gyllenhall ass with an alien that will pop out his belly at dinner.

I'm getting a semi automatic rifle as a graduation gift #texas

In 10 yrs we're all gonna be laughing about The Artist winning. Remember Chicago?

Rodney Harrison telling Charles Barkley to shut up was awesome.