Twitter seems harmless enough but b4 u kno it u've made real friends,formed connections+developed feelings all without ever being face 2face

If a Canadian says, "fuck off" you really don't need to worry...however if they say, "for fuck's sake" you might want to move

would like to come back in my next life as someone who knows better

admit it...there is a certain high involved in getting stars and retweets... it keeps us all coming back for more...again and again

I'm not just fucked up, I am beautifully fucked up because you need to appreciate the skill it takes to be this fucked up and still function

Twitter, unlike Cheers, is where nobody knows your name...and we kinda prefer it that way

You don't like that I re-tweet?



---------------> there's the door

you mean not everyone separates their skittles and M&M's by color before they eat them? *looks confused*

people may say that hanging out on Twitter makes us anti-social

I say:Twitter shows we know how to use our words and play well with others

never hurts to smile and laugh like crazy...but it is slightly mind blowing when a virtual stranger on Twitter is the reason

If you randomly star a tweet from days ago? I'll take that as your attempt to lure me back to Twitter. Well played.

Do I KiK? why of course!! :)

I am Canadian...we *always* keep it kind

I'm proud of the fact that I've never once drunk tweeted which is exactly what I told my therapist

She suggested I start coming twice a wk

If your Twitter handle looks like the alphabet on crack I just *can't* follow you back. Because. OCD.

I hope I never feel the way I now feel about Facebook about Twitter

Love how a guy just pulled up next 2me in a Porche Carrera n'revved

So I revved right back cuz I'm confident my Honda Civic could smoke him

what is this real life you speak of?

Is this going to matter in 6 months? Then why are you getting upset about it?



Wise words from my Dad. RIP </3

team green eyes - an unfiltered look (no Instagram etc) pic.twitter.com/MRq0zhdh

We have exactly two years left before flying cars will be everywhere guys!!!!


that's what Back to the Future taught me :)