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god doesn't exist and if he does he doesn't give a shit about you. #sadbuttrue
remember, this didn't happen!
Going to be a tourist in New York City for a week.
( I actually live in NYC - to lazy to explore until tomorrow )
My humor is bitter like your wife's cunt.
don't tell your mommy
you didn't say no!
dear METS, why do you suck so much?
don't answer that.
#ruleswhenhavinsex take it like a champ. do it like your life depends on it.