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Follow me, I follow you. Unfollow me,I still follow you even to your house & will stab you & burn down ur house. I don't leave any evidence.
For Today Only: I am ready to have Sex for food, I'll even pay for the food.
I look at people from positive angle,seeking positive aspects.This creates deep understanding & then I ask them to take off their clothes.
Fuck me, I fuck back.
There's no rule in twitter & don't try to make one. Tweet whatever you want and let others tweet what they want .
All of the people on leaderboard with inspirational tweets sound like they always take their Pills on time and that really depresses me.
Does the hole in my ass makes your Dick look smaller?
I am damn good at fishing. Don't be surprised if you don't find a single fish in my aquarium.
Life is like a football match where sometimes even your opponents are Gays who are much more focused in your Balls rather than football.
I don't know why my neighbours don't allow me to play with their kids anymore. I only said 'Your kid looks so beautiful while urinating.'
I have told; I love you, you're beautiful so many times in my mind and then cleaned my cock with tissue paper.
You don't kill a baby just because it survived the abortion attempt. Same with tweets, even though last one bombed it was yours, treasure it
Unfollow me, I don't care. Maybe just a little,more then a little,ok I hate you from core of my heart. Unfollow me, I fucking unfollow back.
Man, when your woman comes home all pumped up and refreshed and is treating you nicely ,know that she fucked more then two guys outside.
I love seeing old couples who are still together. Then I realize that I could spend rest of my life with just 1 person only & I start crying
The world is not going to end today or in 2012 as I just bought new refregirator today and it has warranty till 2017.
I've stopped caring since you have stopped doing so.Just kidding,I've never cared for you & I don't give a fuck if you care or not (sobbing)
I would like to have AutoCorrect feature on my tongue so when I am in a bar & ask a lady if she wants a drink, it comes out as lets have sex
You know you are in love when you can't stop thinking about each other. I love alcohol because I know it loves me back.
Stop asking: "Why, God??" Start scraming: ohhhh god...yeah,their rite their...yes..yess. Feels so good.yes..yes..yes.. yess .yesssss
I recently recieved Nobel Piece Prize for my generous charity & scientific work for poor & hungry people of Africa,Europe also believed to be Messiah of SEX