11 Phases of a Devops—explained via gifs:  http://net.tutsplus.com/articles/general/the-11-phases-of-a-web-developers-career-as-illustrated-by-memes/ … cc: @snipeyhead @chrismattmann @sigep311 @etc. @etc.

OK so rape is “god’s will” but homosexuality is “a choice”.

You know, I’m pretty sure you’re just making up shit as you go along now.

Happy b-day, OS/2. When I was at Microsoft, we did our Windows development on you, since Windows/DOS was too unstable. http://t.co/rHPV6tqw

RT “@geekmomma: Why don’t restaurants do breakfast delivery?” ← THIS. 1000×, this!

🚀 Love #NASA? Please write your congressfolk. All NASA Education & Public Outreach officially suspended. Bad for students & the public!

#CollectiveNouns #Devops:
A gang of design patterns.
A JIRA of bugs.
An overcommitment of virtual machines.

@hammertoe, never trust a software engineer with a screwdriver in his pocket.

 http://forecast.io/  ← elegantly minimal yet eminently useful.

Cc: @limi @ewagoner @chrismattmann @andrewfhart @sigep311

Hitler played “Meinkraft”.

#Python standard library never fails to surprise me: http://t.co/AEWC8QtV

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“Sexy Dude Poster” succinctly makes point:  http://kotaku.com/how-a-poster-of-a-sexy-dude-helped-one-game-developer-m-505969550 … — stop #sexism in #games (hat/tip @snipeyhead)

@kadavy, Pixelmator, iDraw, and OmniGraffle are my go-to tools without Adobe’s got-ya price.

Epic steampunk barbecue grill:  http://geekologie.com/2013/04/id-slap-my-meat-on-that-steampunk-train.php … #WANT

Mise en place pour Bœuf Bourguignon, cc @tarek_ziade. Never again on a weeknight! pic.twitter.com/BOOINaxaFM

My dad said, “It takes true genius to know whittling from carving,” as he repeatedly stabbed a clown. Just like all my birthdays.

PETA puts kittens to death:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nathan-j-winograd/peta-kills-puppies-kittens_b_2979220.html … — puppies too.

“Because the config file is XML, you know it’s enterprise-ready.”

New favorite Tumblr: Comic Sans in the Most Inappropriate Places:  http://inappropriatecomicsans.tumblr.com  (hat tip @ginandting)

Biases persist: even with a Content Mgmt System, supervisors still order the “web team” to post stuff — sigh.
@storagemistress @ewagoner