If I were playing #xfactor drinking bingo I'd be on the floor by now. "I'm not here to make friends".

Favourite spam comment of the day (including spelling mistakes...) : "The genius store caleld , they’re running out of you."

If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would consist of an endless succession of 'what-ho's!' - PG WODEHOUSE

Compulsive viewing:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever … via @buzzfeed

@cox_tom Hush was a FANTASTIC episode

@miss_ebp perfect your speed walk.

@photogirluk @1fightingirish @superlativelylj @blonde_m that coupled with the tweet about "revealing dress" yesterday = :o

Country songs really are all about me. Particularly "The more I drink" and "Tequila makes her clothes fall off".

I love Jamie Lannister. Love him. #gameofthrones

So many Thursday giggles. The Beach Boys without autotune:  http://tinyurl.com/boh3n54 !

@blonde_m @vagendamagazine that and poor grammar. I mean really...  http://bit.ly/WPg4kV 

90s revival on Spotify getting me through the afternoon...  http://open.spotify.com/user/soundrop/playlist/2VveenqiwJobrYykj1aolT …

RT @huffingtonpost: Paris Jackson does NOT look 14 http://t.co/dv5s1Sqe < going all Daily Mail on us. She's not stunning. She's 14.

@munsterma bears on the rampage in Bern. That would make things more interesting.

On my hitlist today: People who say "enjoy him/her" at the arrival of a new baby. It's not a glass of wine ffs.

hello @actinganeejit - how's things?

And why is he wearing sunglasses. Do pop starts have incredibly weak eyes or something?

@peachesanscream @serenafirstnews @amytweetedthis @sebwhite Pink Elephants on Parade.

If anyone asks, I have not, I repeat, have NOT, just changed in the corridor of a Gatwick Express.

Hy, I've just met you / and this is crazy / but your kid's annoying / so gag it maybe #flyingwitheasyjet