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If I were playing #xfactor drinking bingo I'd be on the floor by now. "I'm not here to make friends".
Favourite spam comment of the day (including spelling mistakes...) : "The genius store caleld , they’re running out of you."
If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would consist of an endless succession of 'what-ho's!' - PG WODEHOUSE
Country songs really are all about me. Particularly "The more I drink" and "Tequila makes her clothes fall off".
90s revival on Spotify getting me through the afternoon... http://open.spotify.com/user/soundrop/playlist/2VveenqiwJobrYykj1aolT …
On my hitlist today: People who say "enjoy him/her" at the arrival of a new baby. It's not a glass of wine ffs.
And why is he wearing sunglasses. Do pop starts have incredibly weak eyes or something?
If anyone asks, I have not, I repeat, have NOT, just changed in the corridor of a Gatwick Express.
Hy, I've just met you / and this is crazy / but your kid's annoying / so gag it maybe #flyingwitheasyjet
gin loving, red wine quaffing, rugby watching, cheese eating, Archers and Radio 4 listening, book reading, grammar obsessing, nutty cow.