This account got hacked - if you got a a DM from me with a link and clicked on it, change your password. Ugh.

My favorite protester sign from the #OccupyWallStreet protest this morning. http://t.co/TAGhPV7B

Science fairs have sure changed since I entered them. http://t.co/DwejNGhF

Nice bubble u live in RT @matthewcouto I hope these silly Toronto protests are over by next week. I've got a doctors appointment downtown.

Hilarious Jonny McGovern true gym story comes to life in his more hilarious "Modified" music video! http://t.co/sopLIRjV

Look what we have trolling Mitt Romney's homes ;-) RT @aclulw http://t.co/nYOYDwh9

@thevalcherish OMG! I'm in heaven! @graveetas @bigfatty

http://t.co/prP6lUbg #She2HeabyOnHerFeek

I've been so busy I haven't had a chance to calculate Demi & Ashton's 6 yr marriage into Kardashian units :-(

Too soon? RT @mrfornicator In 2002, Ryan Dunn put a car in his ass.

In 2011, his ass died in a car.

Car-ma is a bitch.

Congratulations Tracy Morgan, you knocked Weiner off our radar! #JERK

@graveetas and here I thought it all started with you ;-) @antman251966 @kathybofsd @smellcast @brothercinaedus @vjnet

Godspeed @lordbyronil. You were always so kind to me. Your morning greetings and wit always made me smile.

Look what we've got for Mitt ;) http://t.co/e8vyQXfz

Godspeed Etta James. Here's her performing her legendary "At Last" http://t.co/1eNbxkRd

Baby got back! http://t.co/GCxKfXVt

@jaimeshade your cat is probably upset that it's Jewish owner is putting up a Christmas tree - lawz

@thenardvark Oh how I want to pun-ish you for that tweet!

Bea Arthur & Madame sing "A Good Man is Hard to Find" - 1980 http://t.co/tajalsZP

82 year old tryin pop rocks http://t.co/ZpS98bg4