Can anyone else smell an 80s Irish Warbler? *Enya Scent Face*

Favouriting a tweet rather than retweeting it is basically the twitter equipment of a half-hearted "heh", isn't it?

Eat your fucking shreddies (copyright @nyncompoop)

Did you know this @nyncompoop ? RT @vicdarkwood: Excellent! @the_devotea has just informed me that June 15th is World Gin Day.

@nyncompoop series 6. Jessica isn't really in this one. Must be like when Neighbours stopped over Christmas.

@nyncompoop Hello Nyncompoop,I hope you are well!

Some marketing in Waterstones: pic.twitter.com/DGrrG4zJxj

Guy videos himself at age 20 doing an interpretive dance in his pants. Recreates it at age 30. Worth a watch *cough*  http://bit.ly/180bUiR 

Here's the Walnut Whip tin, in case you're interested. pic.twitter.com/vpwZrdz92A

18 Beautiful Old-School Travel Posters  http://www.buzzfeed.com/samjparker/travel-posters-old-ads … via @buzzfeed > I love Orient Calls :)

I'm on BBC Radio Manchester tomorrow morning talking about all things Portas in Stockport. Should be on around 7.45am. #earlymorning

@nyncompoop Just for you...  http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1505633/ …

@nyncompoop or Diary of a Wimpy Kid etc or Lemony Snickett?

@nyncompoop Joe likes the Dinosaur Cove books - he’s happy to read those on his own.

@nyncompoop roald dahl books The BFG, Charlie and choc factory etc

@nyncompoop Just William?

5 minutes in to The Social Network and I already hate Mark Zuckerberg more than I already did. Which was quite a chuffing lot.

Fancy a holiday? We have some great cottages at fantastic prices take a look and see  http://www.countryholidaylets.co.uk 

@nyncompoop "if you piss on it, you clean it" :) #HouseRules

Yes, I am a soppy-faced goon and I don't care. So there :P