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In a groggy, sore-throated haze this morning I got my Theraflu Warming Liquid confused with my KY Warming Liquid. Pubes are now all orange.
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ThunderDoltDadCausingChaos
Do not agitate bears with your fancy phone: http://yfrog.com/0hdtgxj
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StevenWallingBangTheMonkey
this last year seemed to last a decade. Thank GOODNESS it is FINALLY 1998
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gRegorloveRachelskirts
My penis hurts. Thanks a LOT Beyoncè. (I liked it. So I put a ring on it.)
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willcwells
Opera: constantly getting lighter and faster.
Oprah: reverse that.
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willcwells
@cym0n I like cannon whatever 2.1 on G1 http://bit.ly/dvRLgY
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cym0n
Cutting the inside of your ear with a straight razor really hurts. Still, better than cutting eye, I guess. http://bit.ly/9LyxDz
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timhaines
test, pls ignore: <link rel="me" type="text/html" href="http://www.google.com/profiles/jerwarren" />
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nyquildotorg
What do female suicide bombers get as their reward in the afterlife? 72 virgins seems unlikely...
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moonstone23
Question: Is Jumanji a game of skill or chance? (Pondering AWESOME casino ideas.)
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willcwells
"Nothing in life is 100% inherited -- except sex. If your parents didn't have it, it's 100% sure that you won't either."
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willcwells
the 10" 16x9 tablet with ebooks, thousands of apps, multi-tasking, a camera and GPS: http://bit.ly/abzHgW
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jzhang88888
Heard about the collaboration between Stephen King and Edward James Olmos? "The Stand and Deliver."
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willcwells
#corporateliterature For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls
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moonstone23
Youtube includes HTML5 video support now without resorting to greasemonkey hacks. Flash's reign of terror is ending. #yay
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strangeways
@vmarinelli conversely, while in conversation with bank manager, don't confuse the wife he knows about with the one he doesn't.
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vmarinelli
I'm now the mayor of your mom on @whoresquare
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willcwells
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