#followfriday @ben_icu @nurseeyeroll @alwaysthenurse @mattthemedic @911_redhead @ivsandpalmtrees @stuffmamawsays @blanquita0789

@realeddoc I heard clams are their signature dish

@talesfromtheer actually can you fill that script and write 'take 100 tabs q2h until apneic'?

I cherish my bathroom breaks a work. #nurseproblems

I was born to save lives. I love nursing.

@justanerdoc gonna go all R.Kelly on us?

@ivsandpalmtrees 4!!

@ivsandpalmtrees Increased pulse

@ivsandpalmtrees C?

Getting in touch with my inner butch by watching the UFC fights.

@nighttraumadoc you actually think THEY will pay for it?! #sorryimjaded

@thekatieduke @hulu @abcgo thank goodness!

@mallifegirl @thekatieduke bwahh I totally would if there was another company!

@thekatieduke Ugh, I just learned my cable carrier dropped the channel your show was on! What am I going to do with my life now?!

@nighttraumadoc now that's love. I'll shoot you up if you shoot me up.

Making my fiancé go get tampons. It's like a 'how much do you love me' test. #evil

@3m_littmann I am on a cardiology floor: A the most but B is a close second

@nurseeyeroll greater than 1000 lbs. pt grew into his sofa and had to be extricated and cut out of the fabric.

@cnacomedy I literally gagged a little. Mucus is my bugaboo, give me any other thing; even an evisceration but not MUCUS!!

@alwaysthenurse @nighttraumadoc think this sums it up pic.twitter.com/74qCyiB9Qz