One of GitHub's biggest advantages over other employers is their commitment to remote employees. This should not be understated.

N things you didn't know about @heroku: http://t.co/6yBsuFYU

Nice open-source alternative to Pingdom. Why has no one told me about this before? http://t.co/hrDckExU #monitoringlove

Introducing Descartes: http://t.co/z1TzRcx2 #Graphite

Graph Porn and Sharing: http://t.co/qK0OfufN

Convinced my wife that Melissa Ethridge was a former member of the Indigo Girls by editing her wikipedia page in the web inspector.

OH: a fucks array of zero length

A small Sinatra app from @jnewland to poll @pagerduty incidents and fire a webhook action elsewhere. https://t.co/NajChmHN

Dear developers using Twitter OAuth for your application, this is how you do it right. http://t.co/bG5Z1KAn /thx @coderwall

I hesitate to mention this for fear that someone will pinch me and I'll wake up, but... I'm going to @github. :)

Cron As A (free) Service: http://t.co/9HwsZDav #heroku

@moonpolysoft I have such a political crush on @senwarren.

Apparently all the cool kids these days work at @heavywaterops and @github. Present company excluded.

I wonder if the local Chipotle has an emergency generator.

It’s laughable that conservatives think Obama is a reckless spender. http://t.co/mLxbNe1s

People talk about Flickr needing "social engagement" to be legitimate again. Fuck that noise, I just want to upload pics from my iPhone.

Apparently the leap second bug turns every Linux kernel into a Windows kernel. A quick reboot fixes the problem.

Graphite script for Hubot: http://t.co/JmX5Lbpk

What the HELL is the editor used in this talk??? http://t.co/M9oeuH8i #moneypleasetakeit

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! “@drewmarlowe: Most animals get funnier when you shave them. Not bears. Bears get even more terrifying. http://t.co/UW3uFfP”