Alright nerds, get on this shirt: http://t.co/KhFsnXo

Anytime a Republican politician says "religious freedom" they are confusing the words "religious" and "Christian."

Here's the bike that just got stolen from my house. If you see anyone selling a Subrosa Malum cheap... http://t.co/GyW0WQVF

We designers need to quit using the word "final". We've all seen "product2rev6FINALv2.6d.zip" #idsasouth

Does Mitt's answer about flexible schedules so women can make dinner sound a bit off to anyone else?

Wolf Blitzer: 'Great speech, although I'm sure there are some things fact-checkers could dispute.' - Oh hey, or you could just do your job.

@rands That's also why asking for help is such a great way to make new friends.

"You can't throw a PBR in Austin without hitting a graphic designer."

Only at Whole Foods would someone etch "vegan" into the urinal.

Fellow cyclists: If you want to be respected as a vehicle on the road, obey vehicle on the road laws. You're ruining it.

Oh no! Facebook is down... and it's business hours. Maybe we'll actually get out of this recession.

Fleetwood OS X
#geekbandnames

He just said "religious freedom" and "we are all children of the same god" in the same thought.

The chat based customer support at @simplify is the worst dating website, ever.

A good 2012 financial checklist from Get Rich Slowly: http://t.co/TlIjQRM6

Swype ported to iOS by jailbreak developer @wyndwarrior http://t.co/XWBEDXM

Get real transparencies from your renders using green screen keying. http://bit.ly/dT3UuL

People saying I remind them of a Game of Thrones character. Maybe it's because my hair's getting longer. pic.twitter.com/pJ5eBe1Rzv

A big step forward in getting a two-factor authentication app on the @pebble:  http://forums.getpebble.com/discussion/4390/watch-app-google-two-step-authentication-token …

Nation, I'd like to apologize in advance for Ted Cruz. We did what we could.