Apparently, giving my child chores is Exciting! and makes the fussy behavior go away. Is this a bug?

And now I can publicly admit I have entered a relationship with @copyapp instead of Dropbox.

Updated my homescreen.me: http://t.co/sN0faDnX

Almost took the powdered sugar challenge at the carnival. Surprisingly, funnel cakes are dangerous.

Trying to convince my kid that "Ponyo" is a much better name than "goldfish." He's giving me a look.

I am so tired of changing all my passwords this week.

Poor Drew. None of the girls want to play tag with him and they don't think he's a very scary dinosaur.

Drew just put a tiny bag on his hand and said "I HAVE THE POWER OF ICE, HAHA, NOT REALLY."

Goodness. I go really southern when I'm trying to be nice.

OH: "By the way: single guy & cute four-year-old? Total chick magnet. If anything happens to you in the next year or two, I've got it made."

I swear my husband just said "I got peanut butter in my eyes."

Italian Sausage Bruschetta does not impress a four year old but it made @dbergey and I swoon.

@dbergey You would have figured it out had you had a chance to play with the iPhone. You got home and we headed straight there. <3

Lovely. Just got a birthday card with a passive-agressive re-telling of how I was terrified of hell at the age of four.

Just rubbed my eyes after using a Vicks tissue. Now one of my eyes is VERY AWAKE.