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Apparently, giving my child chores is Exciting! and makes the fussy behavior go away. Is this a bug?
Almost took the powdered sugar challenge at the carnival. Surprisingly, funnel cakes are dangerous.
Trying to convince my kid that "Ponyo" is a much better name than "goldfish." He's giving me a look.
I am so tired of changing all my passwords this week.
Poor Drew. None of the girls want to play tag with him and they don't think he's a very scary dinosaur.
Drew just put a tiny bag on his hand and said "I HAVE THE POWER OF ICE, HAHA, NOT REALLY."
Goodness. I go really southern when I'm trying to be nice.
OH: "By the way: single guy & cute four-year-old? Total chick magnet. If anything happens to you in the next year or two, I've got it made."
I swear my husband just said "I got peanut butter in my eyes."
Lovely. Just got a birthday card with a passive-agressive re-telling of how I was terrified of hell at the age of four.
Just rubbed my eyes after using a Vicks tissue. Now one of my eyes is VERY AWAKE.