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I always feel really powerful with a full tank of gas
A girl should be two things: based and rare
high school is lame college is lame everything is lame
u and ur subtweets r going straight 2 hell
Going to kill the next radio station that plays "We Are Young"
srsly go suk wolf diks because just plain ol' dog diks aren't enough anymore
"Want to smoke pot? Let's go to Seattle" -Dad
Rob Lowe is a good thing
I'M SO ALONE
"Hey if you add one more B to his last name, Michael's last name would be bubble with a fancy E" -Dad